Well, That Took Fuckin' Forever - Etched Slate Coaster

The truth is out there. 🛸

• ✅ Laser Engraved In-House – Every coaster is locally designed and laser-engraved at Savannah Laser Company, ensuring unmatched detail, crisp lines, and fast turnaround. No outsourcing—just artisan precision.

• 🪨 Real Slate. Real Character. – Made from natural stone with unique texture and edges—each coaster is one-of-a-kind and built to last. No cork, no foam—just premium weight and style.

• 🎨 Quirky, Edgy, and Original Designs – From clever quotes to subtle pop culture references, our coaster art is crafted to spark conversation. Not your grandma’s home decor.

• 💧 Water Absorbent & Table Safe – The slate naturally absorbs moisture and comes with rubber feet to protect your surfaces—functional and stylish.

• 🎁 Perfect for Gifting or Collecting – Great for birthdays, housewarmings, or building your own set. Mix and match from our rotating lineup of bestsellers and limited runs.